If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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oh…
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“hey we’re gonna order pizza”
“you have to finish your homework first”
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HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
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May 18, 2013
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i have more followers than there are people in my school
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May 18, 2013
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sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go
i’m gonna make you famous
I can confirm this.
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